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Limited Edition

Low Life Crisis

OG

OG

$25

1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns
1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns

DESCRIPTION

[BEEP-BEEP, BEEP-BEEP]
"Oh, better take a potion. Shoot, I'm out!!!)
[BEEP-BEEP, BEEP-BEEP]
"Fine. I'll chop up these bushes and get some....money?! I don't need money. I need health!!!"
[BEEP-BEEP, BEEP-BEEP]
"Okay, I got this. I'll kill that cyborg lizard. Enemies always have...NOOO!!! HE GOT ME!!!"
[BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP]
"AHHHHH!!! I'M IN A..."

Low Life Crisis. Limited-edition sunnies featuring burnt orange lenses, black frames, and a dangerously low red heart pattern on the arms. They won't slip or bounce while you throw your controller at the wall 'cuz you died right in front of the shop selling health potions. (TIP: Check the interweb to see if you can exploit any glitches for unlimited health.)

Made for Medium Noggins

Just-right midsize sunnies.

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Mirrored Reflective Lenses

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MEET THE OG

No Slip

Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce

Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.

All Polarized

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.

All Originals

A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)

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